{"id":443,"date":"2008-03-19T16:19:31","date_gmt":"2008-03-19T15:19:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jesperjuul.net\/ludologist\/?p=443"},"modified":"2008-03-19T20:01:29","modified_gmt":"2008-03-19T19:01:29","slug":"america","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jesperjuul.net\/ludologist\/2008\/03\/19\/america\/","title":{"rendered":"America,"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>America,<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why is it is always too hot or too cold?<\/p>\n<p>America,<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I&#8217;ve got one word for you: Thermostats<\/p>\n<p>America,<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When we came to Brooklyn, the landlord said we should<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;open the window if it got too warm<\/p>\n<p>America,<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You know how this hurts my fragile northern soul<\/p>\n<p>America,<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It is not exactly rocket science<\/p>\n<p>America,<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The right temperature is patriotic too<\/p>\n<p>America,<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have a truckload of Danish radiator controls to sell you<\/p>\n<p>America,<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who cheers when you open that window?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>(With apologies to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.writing.upenn.edu\/~afilreis\/88v\/america.html\">Allen Ginsberg<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>America, &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why is it is always too hot or too cold? America, &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I&#8217;ve got one word for you: Thermostats America, &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When we came to Brooklyn, the landlord said we should &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;open the window if it got too warm America, &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You know how this hurts my fragile northern soul America, &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It is not exactly rocket science &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesperjuul.net\/ludologist\/2008\/03\/19\/america\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;America,&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-443","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jesperjuul.net\/ludologist\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/443","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jesperjuul.net\/ludologist\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jesperjuul.net\/ludologist\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jesperjuul.net\/ludologist\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jesperjuul.net\/ludologist\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=443"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jesperjuul.net\/ludologist\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/443\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jesperjuul.net\/ludologist\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=443"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jesperjuul.net\/ludologist\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=443"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jesperjuul.net\/ludologist\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=443"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}