{"id":227,"date":"2005-12-20T16:42:59","date_gmt":"2005-12-20T14:42:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jesperjuul.net\/ludologist\/?p=227"},"modified":"2005-12-20T16:43:25","modified_gmt":"2005-12-20T14:43:25","slug":"stacker-stack-more-safely","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jesperjuul.net\/ludologist\/2005\/12\/20\/stacker-stack-more-safely\/","title":{"rendered":"Stacker. Stack More. Safely."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>NEW YORK? Electronic-entertainment giant Take-Two Interactive, parent company of Grand Theft Auto series creator Rockstar Games, released Stacker Tuesday, a first-person vertical-crate-arranger guaranteed not to influence young people&#8217;s behavior in any way.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;With Stacker, the player interacts with an environment full of boxes?lightweight, uniformly brown boxes with rounded corners?and uses diligence and repetitive hard work to complete his mission,&#8221; said Doug Benzies, Stacker&#8217;s chief developer. &#8220;We&#8217;re confident that the new &#8216;reluctantly interactive&#8217; content engine we designed will prevent any excitement or emotional involvement, inappropriate or otherwise, on the part of the player.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/node\/43441\">From The Onion,  brilliant as ever<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/files\/images\/New-Noncontroversial-Jump-C.article.jpg\" alt=\"Stacker\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>NEW YORK? Electronic-entertainment giant Take-Two Interactive, parent company of Grand Theft Auto series creator Rockstar Games, released Stacker Tuesday, a first-person vertical-crate-arranger guaranteed not to influence young people&#8217;s behavior in any way. &#8220;With Stacker, the player interacts with an environment full of boxes?lightweight, uniformly brown boxes with rounded corners?and uses diligence and repetitive hard work &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesperjuul.net\/ludologist\/2005\/12\/20\/stacker-stack-more-safely\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Stacker. Stack More. Safely.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-227","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-games"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jesperjuul.net\/ludologist\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jesperjuul.net\/ludologist\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jesperjuul.net\/ludologist\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jesperjuul.net\/ludologist\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jesperjuul.net\/ludologist\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=227"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jesperjuul.net\/ludologist\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jesperjuul.net\/ludologist\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=227"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jesperjuul.net\/ludologist\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=227"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jesperjuul.net\/ludologist\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=227"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}